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Jim Brown: Robert Kennedy Jr. leads the field in 'weird'

Do you think that our candidates for national office are weird? That word — “weird” — has become the new attack buzz word for both Democrats and Republicans. So how did all these “weird” attacks begin?
Democratic vice presidential candidate Tim Walz began the give-and-take a few weeks ago when he called the Trump-Vance Republican ticket “just weird.” Vice President Kamala Harris followed up by attacking Trump “for his out-of-touch, weird ideas.” Trump shot back that “nbody’s ever called me weird. I’m a lot of things, but weird I’m not. They are the ones who are weird.”
The Democrats are posting billboards in competitive states, picturing VP candidate J.D. Vance and Robert Kennedy, Jr. .surrounding Trump as he points to his head and makes a “cuckoo” hand gesture with the caption “Weird as Hell.”
Actually, when you profile many of the characters who live here in the Bayou state, being “weird” can be perceived as somewhat normal. The dictionary describes “weird” as a natural, special, unearthly, strange, peculiar, eccentric, and even magical, having seemingly supernatural qualities or powers. Sounds like a lot of characters right out of the French Quarter in New Orleans to me.
Now, if you want to know the national candidate that really strikes me as weird, it’s Robert F. Kennedy Jr. He started out as a Democratic candidate for president, then switched parties to become independent, and just last week he endorsed Donald Trump, the Republican, for president.  Before endorsing Trump, Kennedy had earlier called the former president “a terrible human being, and probably a sociopath.” Trump responded by calling Kennedy “a radical left lunatic.” Sounds like a great political marriage to me.
I first got an inkling of Kennedy when I was having lunch with friends at a popular Baton Rouge seafood spot, Phil’s Oyster Bar. I recognized Kennedy sitting at the next table, and as he was leaving the restaurant, he stopped to visit. He’s a nice looking fellow, and hey, he’s a Kennedy. So I was certainly interested in what he had to say.
He went on and on about the dangers of most vaccinations that he said caused measles outbreak, autism, and COVID-19.  His arguments struck me as being disjointed and way too intense for a casual conversation at an oyster house. The guy was, well, a little bit weird.
Then more bizarre twists to Kennedy’s story really got weird. He went on Rosie O’Donnell’s national TV show to announce that part of his brain was eaten by a worm, and he experienced severe memory loss and mental fog. I’ve never heard of anyone claiming that their brain had been eaten by a worm. 
But his story really gets weirder.  Earlier this year, Kennedy said he found a dead bear cub in the middle of the road in upstate New York. He loads it in the back of his car and drives to New York City for steak dinner, then fakes a bicycle accident and leaves the decomposing bear in Central Park. Hummm!
Now in Louisiana, we yield to no one in our desire for electing weird politicians. Gov. Earl Long was committed to a mental asylum, Gov. Jimmie Davis rode his horse up the front stairs of the Louisiana State Capitol, and KKK head David Duke almost became governor of the Bayou State. I could tell you about many more such local redneck and Cajun characters.
The bottom line is this. To make a long term career out of being a politician, there’s no doubt about it. You just have to be a bit weird.
Peace and Justice
Jim Brown

Jim Brown’s syndicated column appears each week in numerous newspapers throughout the nation and on websites worldwide. You can read all his past columns and see continuing updates at http://www.jimbrownusa.com.

Jim Bradshaw: Were movie moguls lured by fishing in Catahoula?

Promoters were not subtle when they tried to lure fishermen to Lake Catahoula in St, Martin Parish in 1921, “Every throw brings in a fish,” the notice in the St. Martinville Messenger promised.
“Some of our local sports catch as many as four 18-inch perches at one throw.”
Not only was the lake full of easily caught fish, it was easy to get to. You just turned off the Pershing Highway (as the old Highway 90 was then called) at Cade and followed a nicely graveled road to the lake, about 10 miles northeast of St. Martinville.
When you got there, you would find “free parking, where ever you please on the lawn of the beautiful lake.”
The fish-on-every-cast claim may have been an exaggeration, but the beauty of the lake wasn’t.
Legend has it that the area was occupied centuries ago by a Chitimacha band whose village was swallowed by an earthquake. The gap filled with water and created the lake (which is not to be confused with the bigger lake of the same name in Rapides and LaSalle parishes).
Survivors of the St. Martin disaster believed it was an act of the Great Spirit, and named the lake Cata-oulou, lake of sacrifice, and  began worshiping what they believed were sacred waters.
The noted linguist William Read translates Catahoula as “beloved lake,” but by whatever name it became a place of pilgrimage.
Attakapas warriors went to bathe in the lake, which was supposed to make them invincible, and to  dip their arrows into the deep, clear water to make them fly straight and true.
The  story of an ancient earthquake may be more than legend; there are reports of tremors felt at the lake in historical times.
The St. Martinville Creole reported that about 3 p.m. on Saturday, May 7. 1842, “an earthquake which lasted two or three seconds, was felt in the parish.
"A respectable inhabitant of Catahoula, who was angling at the time … told us that the lake rose, during the space of some minutes, to more than six feet. … From the declaration of the oldest inhabitant of this parish, this would be the second earthquake felt in Attakapas.”
Whatever its origin, the clear lake and surrounding woodlands lured the first European settlers to the area around the turn of the century. Louis Alcide Olivier of Youngsville “got fed up with civilization,” according to an old newspaper story.
He moved his family to the secluded lake around 1901 and established a timber business which drew loggers to the area.
By the 1920s groups from St. Martin and surrounding parishes were regularly using the scenic lakeside for picnics and gatherings.
The Woodmen of the World promised “a good fish dinner” along with other refreshments and dancing for W.O.W. Day at the Lake in 1922.
The fish dinner cost 60 cents and the money was to be used for the benefit of Cottonwood Camp No. 134. That same fall, nearly every member of both councils went to the lake when the Knights of Columbus  in St. Martinville and Breaux Bridge joined together for a big soiree.
“The large gathering was for pleasure, good eating and a jolly good time, and they all had it,” the Messenger said.
“The younger element enjoyed the dancing, some fishing, others boating on the lake, and we believe we can safely say that all who spent the day at the lake … spent a pleasant and enjoyable day.”
The KCs who went boating assuredly did it at a much more leisurely pace than “the fast gliding boat” brought there the next year by Henry Sherburne, founder of the now-gone Pointe Coupee Parish sawmill community named for him. His boat was “the first of its kind seen at the lake,” according to the Messenger.  It had …  an air propeller that does not touch the water.” The newspaper said “the boat just glides over the water at a speed of 75 miles an hour, and creates no waves. It is almost a flying boat”
Movie makers also found the lake attractive.
Much of the filming for the 1929 movie "Evangeline" was done in the Catahoula area and "The Buccaneer," based on Jean Lafitte’s involvement in the Battle of New Orleans was filmed there in 1938. 
It’s not clear why Paramount Pictures went to Catahoula instead of to the actual battle ground for the Lafitte film.
Had some movie mogul heard the claims of fish almost jumping into your lap, and wanted to do some serious fishing between scenes?
Perhaps the casting director?
You can contact Jim Bradshaw at jimbradshaw4321@gmail.com or P.O. Box 1121, Washington LA 70589.

Saturday will be gospel day at festival

Gospel music takes the Shrimp & Petroleum Festival stage at 11:30 a.m. Saturday, Aug. 31.
The performances will be at the Music Stage in Lawrence Park.
The performers:
—11 a.m. Lee Chapel AME/Union Bethel Choir, Andrew Sims, musician.
—11:30 a.m. J.J. Hawkins Gospel Zydeco and Fire.
—Noon “Taken,” Ray Brady of Raceland.
—12:40 p.m. Judah Dazzling Dancers, Shamika Francois.
—1 p.m. Mt. Zion Community Church, Boutte.
—1:45 p.m. Remnant Church Kingdom Ministries, Samuel Green.
Green is a native New Orleanian who has written, produced, played and sung on five full CDs of his own and has worked on many projects for others.
He started playing drums at age 4, and at 11 at an all-night prayer meet, he began to play organ and keyboard.
Green has opened for Bishop Martin L. Winans, Pastor Donnie McClurkin, the late Bishop Rance Allen, the late Bishop Myles Monroe, BeBe Winans, Daniel Winans, Carolyn Traylor, James Bignon and Bishop Paul S. Morton.
The group Taken was formed by bringing in singers and musicians from different genres of music, different churches and different church ministries.
Based in Raceland, the group’s members are Ray Bradley, Joe Slay, Ronald Robinson, Byron Bradley, Marvin Hampton, Andre Johnson and Connery Charles.
They’ve taken music from the secular field and arranged it to share in churches, concert halls and festival settings.
Taken also performs traditional gospel occasionally with old-time harmony.
The Mount Zion Community Church Choir of Boutte travels near and far on a mission to praise the Lord.

Jobless rate down slightly in July

St. Mary Parish’s unemployment rate was down slightly in July, when employers hired an additional 44 people compared to June.
The July jobless rate here was 5.2%, down from 5.3% in June.
Total nonfarm employment in St. Mary was at 17,910 in July compared to 17,877 in June. The number of unemployed people, those without jobs who are actively seeking them, was down 16 from June to 989.
In July 2023, St. Mary employment stood at 18,313, unemployment was at 811 and the jobless rate was at 4.2%.
The July unemployment rate was also down by 0.1 point to 4.6% in Assumption, where employment stood at 8,490 last month. That was up by 13 jobs.
Unemployment was down by seven to 414.
Statewide, the non-seasonally adjusted unemployment rate for July was 3.9%, beating the national rate of 4.3%.
Nonfarm employment rose by a net 100 jobs from June and is up by 12,100 jobs from July 2023.
The biggest month-over-month gain was in the private education and health services sector, which added 3,000 jobs last month.
Trade, transportation and utilities was up by 1,100, and financial services rose by 1,000.
Among sectors with losses, the largest was leisure and hospitality, where employment fell 3,000 jobs last month. This sector has shrunk by more than 5,000 jobs since July 2023.
Construction and manufacturing were down 700 jobs each.

George Strait tribute will open concert season

Singer-songwriter Danny Wells honors the storied career of the legendary George Strait, with whom Wells co-wrote the chart-topping hit “Check Yes or No,” in a one-of-a-kind concert at 7 p.m. Sept. 12 at Schreier Theatre at Morgan City Municipal Auditorium.
Single concert tickets are $25 for adults and $5 for students K-12. Season tickets are now on sale for the 2024-2025 concert season. All tickets, subscription or single concert, are available online at www.morgancitylive.com or at the door.
Multi-award-winning songwriter and artist Wells is hitting the stage to perform a special tribute to one of the biggest music stars of all time: George Strait. An in-demand Nashville-based songwriter, Wells has written numerous chart-topping hits, including multiple songs for Strait.
His songs have exceeded 15 million airplays worldwide, with record sales in excess of 30 million. Wells will tell the stories behind some of Strait’s biggest hits, as well as the stories behind songs penned for stars like Rascal Flatts, Collin Raye, JoDee Messina and more.
Morgan City Live Community Concert Association of Morgan City Inc., formed in 1947, continues to bring world-class entertainment to Morgan City, Berwick, Patterson, the rest of St. Mary Parish and surrounding parishes.

MATTHEW FELIX MONTZ, JR.

On Tuesday, August 13th, 2024, Matthew Felix Montz, Jr., 93, passed away peacefully at his home.
Matthew was the son of Louise Sellers and Matthew Montz Sr.
Born in Ama, La. in 1931, Matthew was known to his family as “Mister” and to others as “Matt”.
While serving in the Air Force, 71 years ago, Matthew married the girl he met in the 6th grade, Yvonne Pittman. They later had five children: Michael, Keith, Karen, Kevin, and Dawn. Keith sadly preceded his parents in death.
Matthew enjoyed weekends and vacations camping with his family. After retiring, Matthew and Yvonne choose Work Camping which provided adventures travelling the country from Florida to Canada, making lifelong friends along the way. After years of traveling and work camping, they settled in Morgan City where they managed an RV park and enjoyed the closeness of family. Matthew and Yvonne enjoyed their final years together at Maison Jardin Senior Living Community.
Matthew’s life will forever be cherished in the lives of his loving wife, children, 7 grandchildren, 9 great-grandchildren, 2 sisters, and numerous nieces and nephews.
A memorial service will be held at the family cemetery in Boutte, LA at a later date.

ALICE FAYE WILSON KERRY

With profound sadness we announce the passing of Alice Faye, our loving and devoted mother and friend to all whose lives she touched, on August 21, 2024. She left us while sleeping peacefully at her residence in Patterson, Louisiana. She was in her 81st year.
Born in Dallas, Texas, the youngest of six children to the late Clarence & Nancy Wilson. Alice married her high school sweetheart Merrick “Buddy” Kerry and moved to south Louisiana to start their family. Her husband Buddy worked in the Oilfield industry which led them to live abroad and enjoy other cultures in Abadan, Iran and Salvador, Bahia Brazil. Alice lived a vivid well-rounded life as a wonderful mother, homemaker, community volunteer as beauty pageant director, member of the Franklin Lions Club and she enjoyed working at a Farm Feed Store and as a Beauty Consultant for Mary Kay Cosmetics. Alice also worked in Debt Collections, as well as in the women’s retail industry as a Fashion Consultant at Ouida’s for Women & Co-founder & Buyer for LuLu’s Boutique in Morgan City. She was a master in the kitchen, created beloved holiday dishes that brought joy and warmth to her family year after year. Everyone looked forward to her cornbread dressing, giblet gravy, pecan pie, pumpkin pie, flan and big breakfast that always included Texas white cream gravy.
Those left to cherish Alice’s beautiful memory are her dear sister Nancy Griffith, her loving companion Lennis Callahan and her three devoted daughters Susan Kerry of Lafayette, Sandra Swope (Claude) of Sulphur, Sharon Dohmann (Joey) of Berwick. She was a loving grandmother to Kansas & Dakota Swope, Caroline Ellis (Hunter), Savanna Uze (Zach), Olivia Thibodeaux, Gweneth, Mary-Alice, Vincent and Adeline Dohmann and great-grandmother to Ava & Kellan Swope, Noah, Connor, Hayes & Addison Ellis, Merrick & Lucille Uze.
Alice was Baptist in faith, and in her later years she attended services at Bethel Pentecostal Church in Patterson and also enjoyed watching television evangelists on Sunday mornings. She was a country girl at heart, in her teen years her family moved to a 100 acre farm and that’s when she fell in love with riding her horse “Dixie”. Alice enjoyed working alongside her husband in the yard, and doing projects at their camp. Art was also a passion of hers, she studied under renowned artist Janet Robinson. She enjoyed all types of music and loved to dance. Alice enjoyed going regularly to estate sales, growing her orchids and watching the hummingbirds and doves in her backyard.
Alice will be remembered for her tenacity, whit, charm and brutal honesty and undying love and care for her family and friends. She always told the truth, even if it wasn’t what you wanted to hear. Everyone always knew where they stood with her, she liked you or she didn’t!
Affectionately known by family and friends as Mom, Mama, Mother, MeMaw, Aunt Poodie, Aliwicious, Alice Faye, Vern, My Girl and Beautiful. Although she lived in Louisiana, Alice was a proud Texan; she always said, everything is Bigger and Better in Texas! She had a flawless complexion, a captivating smile and stunning baby blue eyes.
She is reunited in heaven with her husband of 47 years, Merrick Oliver “Buddy” Kerry; her parents, Clarence & Nancy Wilson; three brothers, Elmo, Paul & Charles Lee Wilson and her sister, Biddie Ann Arnold.
A time of visitation and remembrance will be held for Alice on Thursday, August 29, 2024 from 9:00 am until 11:00 am with a celebration of Alice’s life beginning at 11:00 am at Hargrave Funeral Home in Morgan City, LA. Alice will be laid to rest alongside her husband, Merrick, in the Emmanuel Family Cemetery in Chopin, LA following a 5:00 pm graveside service on Thursday, August 29, 2024.
Honorary pallbearers for Alice will be Joey Dohmann, Vincent Dohmann, Claude Swope and Dakota Swope.
The family wishes to acknowledge deep appreciation to her care givers Raychel Gray, Alma Arguijo, Ann Luke, Deborah Lodrigue, Dannette Bowers, Cheryl Benedietto, Takesha Brown, Vickie Daigle and dear friend & hairstylist Zoie Mahaffey
In lieu of flowers, the family asks that contributions be made to your local Animal shelters, ASPCA, Retired & Disabled American Veterans, Children’s Hospital New Orleans LCMC Health and St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.

Parishes take issue with carbon assessments

Louisiana parish officials disputed current tax assessments for the carbon capture and storage industry during a hearing last week. 
The Louisiana Tax Aug. 21 with industry leaders and Allen Parish Police Jury representative Jacob Dillehay to discuss the proper way to tax carbon pipelines, injection wells and storage. 
Carbon capture and storage is a process used by large power generation or industrial facilities of fossil fuels to combat climate change by preventing CO2 levels in the atmosphere from increasing.
If not being used onsite, the captured CO2 is compressed and transported by pipeline, ship, rail or truck to be used in a range of applications, or injected into deep geological formations such as depleted oil and gas reservoirs or salt domes, which can be naturally occurring geologic deposits or created from leftover brine mining sites. 
Dillehay says leading carbon capture industries are attempting to receive a discount on the taxes regarding pipelines and injection wells by asking for a higher depreciation rate of the material. This is unfair to the cities that host these pipelines because the shelf life of carbon pipes are the same as regular oil and gas channels, according to Dillehay. 
“That approach appears to be solely in favor of industry and not in favor of the local governments who are going to be living on top of these plumes,” Dillehay said. 
Rodney Kret, representing the Louisiana Assessors Association, which assesses the value of these properties and how to tax them, spoke briefly about taxes on the land with man-made salt domes created by brine mining wells.
Kret says they do not currently have a proposal for the proper tax appraisal of the caverns that are created by brine mining because there’s no guarantee it will ever be used for storage. 
“We don’t have any proposal for an evaluation of the void space or a cavern, that might or might not ever be used for a storage purpose,” Kret said. “We don’t have any issue with not putting a value on that particular void space.” 

Lawmakers grappled with solar power on the farm

Solar power in Louisiana has become a subject of controversy, and lawmakers took a look at both sides of the argument in a hearing last week.
The House Agriculture and Natural Resources Committee met Thursday to hear testimony from both sides of the argument on solar power. Legislators got what they were looking for, with over eight hours of industry and public testimony.
The primary issue at hand was land. Where should land be devoted to solar power, and more specifically, what type of land. 
Only a certain type of ground is good for solar farms. Farm soil is best because it’s flat, easily accessed and not over any pipelines or channels.  
Although it would be more convenient in theory to have them in a place such as bayous and marshes because it wouldn’t hurt any other industry, environmentalists strongly opposed that because it would hurt species’ habitats. That’s not even considering how much harder it would be to manage a plant of any kind on such shaky infrastructure. 
The problem is giving up prime land to futuristic energy production.  If large land owners sell their land to solar companies, tenant farmers who operate on leases won’t be able to afford to keep up.
Mike Strain, the commissioner of the Louisiana Department of Agriculture and Forestry, says giving that land away also means you can’t use it for its original intent, which the country desperately needs. 
“We are consuming more food than we’re producing,” Strain said of the U.S. agriculture complex. 
In addition, the land owners can’t make money off the crops that were supposed to grow. 
So why even build them? According to Strain, the federal government doesn’t leave a financially sharp land owner much room for choice. 
“The fundamental issue is that large federal subsidies and board room politics have resulted in market disruption dealing with the value and utilization of land,” Strain said regarding federal loans and tax breaks. 
Higher powers than Louisiana’s Legislature believe solar is the future, as evident by its $51 billion industry in the U.S. Of new energy, solar makes up over 50% of that tally. 
Many corporations are under pressure from signing environmental agreements that say if they don’t go green, they won’t receive those vital government incentives.  
In addition, Louisiana has some of the strongest property rights in the nation. Lawmakers have no intention on requiring land owners to leave a certain amount of farmland if the land owner chooses to build solar farms instead. 
Strain offered several solutions. The Legislature could ask the federal government to reevaluate the subsidies, but he says that’s highly unlikely.
They could develop uniform guidelines for local planning and zoning, which solves a lot of placement issues. Within that suggestion was the idea of purchasing developmental rights to agriculture land so the state and local governments can more easily control what happens on that soil.
Lastly, they could offer their own subsidies to incentivize land owners. 
Regardless of which solution they choose, environmentalists, forestry representatives, farmers, and locals all agreed that the solution needs to be conscious of several things.
One is maintaining a natural aesthetic, as opposed to the “ugly” solar farms, as some locals call them. Two is the way of life that provides many locals with stability. Three is the habitats and vegetation of certain areas.
If you ask Terry Chambers, director of the Louisiana Solar Energy Lab, no solution is needed. The state is already on the right track. 
Besides the obvious benefits of cleaner energy, Chambers answered a lot of other concerns. For starters, it’s actually not more expensive to make and store than traditional oil and gas. According to Chambers, it is cheaper to make a new solar farm than to keep running a traditional power plant. 
Chambers also said he only suggests and expects a max of 1.6% of farmland be used. It is never going to be technically feasible to run the state purely on solar power. If the zoning guidelines are implemented, they can ensure that 1.6% only goes on areas everyone can agree on. 
Money talks more than anything, and Chambers says the solar industry could also provide financial benefits to the state. A $1.1 billion investment from First Solar has already been directed to Iberia Parish for solar power construction, maintenance, and use. Chambers estimates the infrastructure will produce about 700 permanent jobs on a $40 million annual payroll. 
Lastly, he cited multiple studies done by realtors saying despite the “ugly” and futuristic look that may put off generational residents, there hasn’t been a dip in property values near the plants.

MCPD offers info on festival traffic, parking rules

The Morgan City Police Department has issued advisories about traffic flow, parking around Lawrence Park, on-street parking and road closures during the Louisiana Shrimp & Petroleum Festival Thursday-Monday.
Vehicles will not be permitted to park around the park. There will also be no flow of traffic around Lawrence Park with the exception of vendors on Third Street and residents who live in that area.
Also, be aware of the "No On-Street Parking" signs in and around the area of the festival grounds. Vehicles found to be in violation will be towed and cited.
Federal Avenue under the bridge between Greenwood Street and Brashear Avenue will be closed for traffic. Please use alternate routes to navigate around the festival area.
At 3 p.m. Sunday, Street Parade will begin. No one will be allowed to park on the street anywhere along the parade route, which runs up Second Street to Everett Street to Sixth Street and ends at Greenwood Street.
Anyone parking along the parade route prior to this time will have their vehicles towed.
At 9 p.m. Sunday, fireworks will blast into the sky over Berwick Bay. Tune into KQKI 95.3FM for synchronized music. The old bridge will not be available for viewing due to the construction work being done on the old bridge.
Chief Chad M. Adams and the Morgan City Police Department want everyone to have an enjoyable and safe Labor Day Weekend at the 89th Louisiana Shrimp &Petroleum Festival.
Officers will be positioned throughout the festival grounds, ensuring the safety of everyone enjoying the festivities. Remember: If you see something, say something, the Police Department said.

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